After reading a few other bloggers and their grossness, I realized I forgot a few:
9. When I was in high school we had a black lab for a short period of time. He slept in the bed with me, under the covers, head on the pillow, just like me. He had this very unfortunate way of waking people up. He loved morning breath and couldn't get enough of it. Being that I have such problems with my sinuses I tend to be a mouth breather and sleep with my mouth open. Needless to say, most mornings I woke up "frenching" my dog.
10. I can burp... excuse me, belch... with the best of 'um. Warm pop does it the worst to me. It actually hurts my chest and the windows rattle.